Watermelon {JESUS IS LORD}
Tours: 202
Robots killed: >1,000,000
MvM data last updated 2d ago.   Status: Checking for updated MvM data  (force tour data refresh now)
DecoyDoe's DoomIncomplete
DecoyDay of WreckoningIncomplete
Coal TownCave-inIncomplete
Coal TownQuarryIncomplete
MannworksMean MachinesComplete
MannworksMann HuntIncomplete
DecoyDisk DeletionIncomplete
DecoyData DemolitionIncomplete
Coal TownCtrl+Alt+DestructionIncomplete
Coal TownCPU SlaughterIncomplete
MannworksMachine MassacreIncomplete
MannworksMech MutilationIncomplete
Big RockBroken PartsComplete
Big RockBone ShakerComplete
DecoyDisintegrationIncomplete
MannhattanEmpire EscalationIncomplete
MannhattanMetro MaliceComplete
RottenburgHamlet HostilityComplete
RottenburgBavarian BotbashComplete
DecoyDesperationIncomplete
Coal TownCataclysmComplete
MannworksMannslaughterComplete
DateTour NameTours Completed
2022-06-03Mecha Engine24
2022-06-02Mecha Engine24
2022-05-22Mecha Engine24
2020-04-26Mecha Engine23
2020-01-07Mecha Engine23
2019-10-01Two Cities72
2019-09-02Two Cities72
2019-06-24Two Cities72
2019-05-20Two Cities72
2019-03-05Oil Spill2
*** Estimated. The data reflects the last known 10 days played. Only players with over 25 total tours are automatically refreshed daily. A number of factors could delay results.

Recent Comments

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  • cheater supporter. took 2 cheated games from https://mvmlobby.tf/profile/76561198317071532 and https://mvmlobby.tf/profile/76561198173196755 - https://imgur.com/a/EZEIzLu
    - Arrow | kickbot.tf on 2023-05-07 15:44:05
  • https://pastebin.com/MLgc6x5H
    - Floro on 2023-04-05 04:53:50
  • "Watermelon {JESUS IS LORD} : 1 soldier go scout" x20
    *someone goes scout*
    *wave starts*
    Watermelon {JESUS IS LORD} has left the game

    - Crowdough on 2023-03-28 08:24:22
  • Spreads misinformation, overall a very terrible player. When something doesn't go his way evidently he leaves. Watermelon {JESUS IS LORD} : i got better team waiting for me
    Watermelon {JESUS IS LORD} : gl med
    Watermelon {JESUS IS LORD} left the game (Client Disconnect)
    - honey on 2023-03-04 20:21:08
  • Closet ticket recycler and leaves mid game
    - Thaumius on 2023-01-20 19:57:55
  • This goober called me a cheater lol. Watermelon {JESUS IS LORD} left the game (Client Disconnect)
    - silly on 2022-08-13 22:53:50
  • He's a pretty good engie.
    - Lee Harrold on 2022-06-26 15:21:30
  • cool cat
    - solomongumball on 2022-06-22 16:57:15
  • find god and ask him for forgiveness for being the worst teammate. delete your BADge, at least that way no one would wonder why you are dogshit.
    - Internet Explorer on 2022-05-17 02:38:41
  • Mediocre engineer, left mid-wave at the first sign of difficulty when he couldn't cover top on MM wave 3.
    - emeraldocean on 2022-03-17 20:48:22
  • Does Jesus also idle entire waves like you do?
    - Basil on 2021-09-10 03:38:03
  • I hope jesus dont leave like you
    - Gentleman on 2021-08-12 18:41:59
  • Complete retard and mentally handicapped Jesus-loving whore that most likely has Down Syndrome; and does not ever stop talking about his shit religion. Do yourself a favour and shove your fake religion elsewhere, because absolutely no one gives a fuck about you and your beliefs how much you worship your fake god. I wipe my ass with the Bible and on Jesus's fake head everyday. Also a shitty trash player who plays and acts like the disabled retard he is. Wheres your Jesus now to save you? xD
    - 76561199098799331 on 2021-07-17 16:11:39
  • I've known this person since 2015, admittedly good at the game, even now, but he started to go into the deep-end around 2017. Constantly removing and re-adding people, preaching his Evangelical views towards everyone, saying things that no mentally stable person would say (ie: an autistic criticizing him being "racist towards autism", amongst other things). He has the mentality of a literal child, despite being in his early 30s. https://imgur.com/a/9X0b5Wd
    - LogicalObesity69 on 2021-07-15 19:44:46
  • He's probably one of the oldest still active MvM players I know. He mostly solo q's, or duo's with his alt on a second PC. IF he feels like it he can hard carry teams. He leaves games quite fast if something doesn't go 100% as planned, especially if he doesn't know anyone else in the server. This being said, he is a bit stuck in the 2015-16 meta and has a hard time letting it go.
    - ʰᵉᵃʳᵗ on 2021-03-29 02:21:27
  • Always leaves my games because he thinks I'm a satan worshipper only because I listen to norwegian black metal, quite entertaining :D
    - bubble on 2020-12-29 02:42:54
  • take your religion and shove it up your ass, literally. It's one thing to have a religion, but it's another thing to advertise it on a videogame that's 10 years old. Take the cross mounted on your local church and stick the long end up your jesus worshipping asshole. Heil satan
    - Ichiban on 2020-11-24 10:56:42
  • idle like the other jesus is lord retards
    - Imazé on 2020-08-30 03:58:50
  • Nice dude, great gamer in general.
    - βobby Sacamano on 2017-09-29 06:01:38
  • +rep
    - BirbSMB on 2017-08-03 18:50:41
  • I'm actually not going to -rep you because again, I didn't have anything against you until today, I also want it to go no further. About the sentry buster thing, I'll admit I said I do it from time to time, but not sure why I said that. Because I've probably trapped the buster like in 2% of my whole MvM time as engi. I hate doing it and when I try to trap it I fail most of the time, only shit meds need trapped buster to get uber from it, but you can't hate on someone for trapping it, so many ppl do it....
    - BrutalPizza on 2017-07-04 04:36:40
  • dude weed lmao
    - Wazeezee on 2017-06-19 09:25:03
  • +rep good at mvm, owes me 6 tickets cause kms
    - |TgM| The Silent Hill on 2017-04-28 01:35:09
  • Casual chicken was born with both sets of sex organs.
    - sLante on 2017-03-13 12:22:10
  • -rep salty like the friends he trys attack me on quite cute how bad you really are keep being salty a nissan branded car Just now
    no i got 142 combined tours plus im at arounf 300 since i repeat
    - › Casual Chicken on 2017-03-11 07:38:31
  • - double negative rep. Like many others stated talking about other players without even looking at how bad he plays. I am posting just like others do in here you are just as bad as you mouth is. You talk shit because you are nothing but shit.
    - atfrico on 2017-02-26 02:57:13
  • Complete scum, leaving lies on other peoples' profiles about fake shit just because they're angry. So sad lol.
    - Alec on 2017-02-04 11:08:07
  • Awesome and skilled mann vs. machine player. Can pretty much play any class on every tour to a high standard. Also an amazing dude to chat with. +repppp
    - you won't last 5 minutes on 2016-12-05 22:07:07
  • Weak MvM player with even weaker social skills. Does not venture outside the meta with high tour players and still wants to kick low tours rather than instruct them. Complete trash, -rep
    - - America - lmao is down on 2016-09-19 17:40:06
  • Considers MvM to be a difficult game (evidenced by participation in vote kicks despite over 600 tours visible on the scoreboard). Two years of play to obtain Tech Wrecker achiev (relatively easy demo achiev). My expert assessment places him in the high end of shit tier players. 3/10 wouldn't play again.
    - sllo on 2016-09-08 02:15:23
  • +rep calls out pricks who use alts for +rep
    - Long Arms on 2016-06-24 17:46:50
  • +rep, Cool guy to play mvm with. Also an amazing MVM player as well!
    - Jury on 2016-06-13 07:21:55
  • -rep bad player
    Also, this kid thinks I'm Mandalore's ult. Nah mate, I learned from his example that if you speak out against the subforum, you get badmouthed repeatedly. Im going to stay in the shadows.
    - kalskirata on 2016-06-09 20:42:17
  • +rep best car I've played with
    - Are You Sure You Want Me To Die? on 2016-05-27 22:50:58
  • To give you full insight into below user: Ausar: im not confident that my team will actually use dispenser range to its full capability; he doesn't even have the mental capacity of a snow pea to give the full details and lol obscene comments? seriously? i never posted anything suggestive, what a total clown, this player should be avoided at all costs, he's just jealous of people who know how to play and wishes he had skill like me; his 62K robots killed VS my half a million, that should tell you who's bad
    - Banana {JESUS IS LORD} on 2016-04-11 23:25:00
  • -rep
    This player is arrogant, full of shit, and can't stand when someone disagrees with him, and his high tour faggotry elitist friends that dominate the subforum.. the moment that you do disagree with them, he'll start making up lies about you (his lie about me was that i upgraded rage as heavy and pushed the giant meds towards each other so they heal each other, even though he has absolutely no proof of this, but still says its fact). Pics or it doesn't exist, buddy.
    - Mandalore on 2016-04-11 20:23:37
  • -rep. appears to come on here and post fabricated comments out of spite, sad. Poor attitude and throws tantrum when people don't follow his poor instructions.
    - Sunburn on 2016-02-10 02:55:56
  • -rep. Claims to carry teams when in fact is just another annoying MvM player. Stupidity and Confidence are oft found together. This user is no exception.
    Posted this on my wall: "-rep doesnt know how to play heavy, thinks heavy needs firing speed when the heavy was a tank heavy with max resis and knows to do damage up close for maximum damage rampup; is an arrogant high tour who farms for loot; has less robots killed than the heavy he kicked
    - Altima
    Altima knows better than the team. As usual.
    - Bromo on 2015-12-17 05:01:27
  • Ahahahaha. The scout said he would be back in 1 minute, but no, you have no patience to wait. 1 minute or lose 350 dollars on wave 1? Hmm, hard decision. Plus, I don't only play MvM for the loot. Have some patience jerk.
    - mango on 2015-12-02 01:09:30
  • +rep Always nice to run into Altima randomly or not. Calm and skilled teammate who majestically helps out then disappears again like some rare legendary monster.
    - Kazgar Ungrim on 2015-09-20 09:19:27
  • +rep : Awesome Player.
    - Frederika the Conqueror on 2015-08-11 01:58:32