Piss Mauling
Tours: 1903
Robots killed: >1,000,000
MvM data last updated 18h ago.   Status: Checking for updated MvM data  (force tour data refresh now)
DecoyDoe's DoomIncomplete
DecoyDay of WreckoningIncomplete
Coal TownCave-inIncomplete
Coal TownQuarryIncomplete
MannworksMean MachinesIncomplete
MannworksMann HuntIncomplete
DecoyDisk DeletionIncomplete
DecoyData DemolitionComplete
Coal TownCtrl+Alt+DestructionIncomplete
Coal TownCPU SlaughterComplete
MannworksMachine MassacreIncomplete
MannworksMech MutilationIncomplete
Big RockBroken PartsIncomplete
Big RockBone ShakerIncomplete
DecoyDisintegrationIncomplete
MannhattanEmpire EscalationIncomplete
MannhattanMetro MaliceIncomplete
RottenburgHamlet HostilityIncomplete
RottenburgBavarian BotbashIncomplete
DecoyDesperationIncomplete
Coal TownCataclysmIncomplete
MannworksMannslaughterComplete
DateTour NameTours Completed
2022-10-02Two Cities1290
2022-10-01Gear Grinder457
2022-10-01Two Cities1288
2022-10-01Mecha Engine151
2022-09-30Mecha Engine150
2022-09-30Gear Grinder457
2022-09-30Two Cities1287
2022-09-28Gear Grinder456
2022-09-28Two Cities1286
2022-09-27Mecha Engine149
*** Estimated. The data reflects the last known 10 days played. Only players with over 25 total tours are automatically refreshed daily. A number of factors could delay results.

Recent Comments

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  • I like LJ! Especially when he's wearing LJ hats! :)
    - James on 2022-09-09 19:49:11
  • LJ was automatically assigned to team MANNCO LJ left the game (Client Disconnect) LJ has joined the game LJ joined team SPECTATORS
    - [BMTF]☽Jones☾ on 2022-09-05 08:21:19
  • I’ll keep it brief for the idiots out there. This lyric refers to Sonic’s deep-seated bisexual urges. Sonic, having spent most of his life around men (and Amy, but let’s be real here, that bitch never gives him the T&A he deserves), is finding himself sexless and unhappy. The only person he truly views as a partner, Miles ‘Tails’ Prower, is a freeloading prick that’s been mooching off of Sonic’s good graces for years. It could easily be said that they’ve formed a sort of dark brotherhood (re
    - most compatible breeding partner on 2022-08-28 22:15:36
  • Shame you weren't able to see the text chat, a lot of fun was had :D
    - NeonChaos711 on 2022-08-15 19:11:58
  • Long Johnson
    - sapphirelake on 2022-08-15 12:45:43
  • Abuses spectator exploit / cheat.
    - Opequon on 2022-08-13 17:47:49
  • +rep helped me get rid of a cheater
    - Jakist_ on 2022-07-21 21:16:38
  • Little Jimmy
    - Nick Senpai on 2022-07-08 16:01:35
  • findthis3
    - Chocola Minaduki on 2022-07-08 01:20:30
  • While he is pretty toxic, he's also a super skilled player and is well aware of my more aggressive playstyle. +rep
    - Lee Harrold on 2022-06-26 09:53:39
  • Goes bananas for killing robots +rep
    - Supa Monke Boll on 2022-05-12 15:38:47
  • happy birthday :)
    - cyberbully ipod kid on 2022-04-04 00:15:10
  • Player is banned from MvM Lobby
    - › Casual Chicken on 2022-04-02 10:16:36
  • -rep no brain cell, ez ban retardddd
    - 117 on 2022-03-26 12:16:20
  • -rep tacobot associate, throws games
    - Ducke on 2022-03-24 22:59:58
  • no u
    - DildanoVibrato on 2022-03-09 11:14:54
  • -rep can carry but is braindead
    - Engine ear on 2022-03-06 06:45:56
  • one of the best and most skilled players ive ever seen
    - frog on 2022-02-21 11:28:24
  • - rep braindamaged ape ruining all mvm games)
    - medved on 2022-02-10 03:18:48
  • Mashallah brother
    - Muhammad Al-Tamimi on 2022-02-09 21:12:23
  • I feel sorry for his hatred. Hope you get better.
    - [F2P] M0uk on 2022-02-05 11:34:57
  • Very fun boomer to play with. Really knows how to play Gear Grinder(best tour) and is capable of carrying braindead players with ease
    - oddschool on 2022-02-03 04:15:49
  • retard player who uses the excuse "im speed running, so i can use gas" Actual dog shit player. KOS
    - L96 Roof | Pizzabot.info on 2022-01-30 17:56:38
  • Where did all the love go
    - Newguy39 on 2022-01-21 18:39:53
  • LJ : i can hear that eastern european ****** being very smart for his capacity LJ : you're ******* polish lma LJ : my condolence
    - maciek on 2022-01-21 12:30:57
  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KquFZYi6L0
    - Piss Mauling on 2022-01-06 11:06:08
  • LJ is a very weird person, him and I had some discussions about my performance in-game lately and instead of providing me with evidence or facts, he kinda just fails and resorts to being rude and aggressive, he gets mad VERY quickly. (https://i.imgur.com/A8fzj9c.png) Also has the same "blindly pressing f1 on votes and if anyone doesnt they're also going to get kicked and harassed" Ideology that a lot of others have, dont need to tell you that thats not very smart, right LJ? (https://i.imgur.com/eXsvp3b.png)
    - Basil on 2021-12-30 17:01:27
  • er hat meinen Spenderdiener getreten wtf?
    - 76561199227790771 on 2021-12-30 13:40:03
  • +rep kicks me on sight
    - Department of Hoeland Sexcurity on 2021-12-11 01:09:28
  • Sir this is Home Depot we don't sell polish sausages
    - solomongumball on 2021-11-30 14:36:10
  • A player worth avoiding, has perhaps the most overinflated and fragile ego in MvM at the moment. Any problems, even if they are the consequences of LJ's own actions, will result in LJ crying and throwing a tantrum. He will then block and cry on MvM lobby. He has incredibly thin skin too and any negativity about Turks or Turkey will make him cry as well. LJ, definitely time for you to grow up.
    - Suhayla on 2021-11-27 03:15:53
  • argumentive? https://imgur.com/a/BvLAz6m extent of our conversation - time to grow up LJ maybe youve been at mvm for a bit long edit: not trying to be argumentative but rather set the facts straight mate. also that guy isn't an alt of mine, no idea who it is
    - Microsoft Word on 2021-11-26 22:30:43
  • BY 2025 ANNOYING ORANGE WILL RULE THE WORLD. EVERYTHING WILL BE CALLED ANNOYING ORANGE,AND ANNOYING ORANGE WILL WATCH YOUR EVERY MOVE. APPLES WILL BE ILLEGAL. ORANGES WILL BE THE NEW HEALTH TREND. APPLES WILL START MILITAS TO TAKE DOWN ANNOYING ORANGE. ANNOYING ORANGE SOLDIERS WILL PATROL THE STREETS. IF YOUR ORANGE INTAKE IS LOW YOU WILL BE ELIMINATED. EVERYONE WILL WEAR A ANNOYING ORANGE UNIFORM
    - Dumbass on 2021-11-15 18:56:38
  • Lost Judiciousness
    - EmptyLikeTheUniverse on 2021-11-11 15:21:13
  • -rep. u can play harder with ur mom
    - kuaci on 2021-10-24 07:54:14
  • -rep kicked me 4 years ago fuck you
    - AverageSakuraMinamotoConnesieur on 2021-10-18 02:34:56
  • keeps on enraging cheater supporters/enabler +rep
    - Purple Disco Machine on 2021-10-03 11:31:13
  • absolute legend he loves me
    - Chica on 2021-09-26 18:29:57
  • Doesn't know he's fear and loathing in MvM. Spend more money on drugs and tour of duty tickets for trash bot killer and ks kits.Keep tripping and hallucinating im an alt of a high tour like brutal pizza, sahari,holiday rasta, etc.
    - Average MvM Enjoyer on 2021-09-18 11:36:09
  • Called me an idiot. +rep! edit: No idea who the fuck Tsunkie is, you're mistaking me for someone else.
    - Spiffy on 2021-09-12 14:52:54
  • idiot pyro in wawe 3 mannworks expert, destroy for 3 time wrong tank.......... pick solly after fail 4 time for kill our team :) very bad pls go bak 2 city orangu tangus :*
    - Gentleman on 2021-07-30 14:27:18
  • LJ left the game. Does the L in your name refer to "Leaver"? Nice playing with you until you want to act like a clown. Kinda sad tho, thought you'd be a cool guy.
    - noki on 2021-07-27 21:39:52
  • LJ stands for Little Jizzle
    - Wise Mystical Tree on 2021-06-16 19:14:05
  • +rep
    - kerpkek on 2021-06-09 03:36:43
  • master of mvm and pretty fucking funny the few times ive met him in q
    - Eggplanx on 2021-06-06 10:00:28
  • the god LJ, i love u xx
    - CUTO GUADALUPE on 2021-05-30 20:41:13
  • -rep still a trash punk
    - decay on 2021-05-30 04:57:16
  • does lj stand for long joint
    - Lurni on 2021-05-28 09:25:58
  • the god LJ, i love u xx EDIT: I've got the pleasure of using LJ's Fan O'War for like 10 minutes and it was great!!!!!
    - Burrito Fingas! on 2021-05-19 14:03:08
  • +rep best quotes, LJ : heavy has more ping than damage
    - Sónico on 2021-05-18 17:38:00
  • s tier player but like his steak undercooked...
    - on 2021-05-17 17:19:35
  • The most petty guy on Earth you can ever meet would blame his death counts on others whether it is unrelated or not in purpose, avoid playing with. Threatened me after being exposed a lonely middle-aged Turkape can not control his anger. Talking about being carried, I doubt that people will listen to what you typed. Especially a lot of people in mvm dislike you with your easily triggered personality. I might be a noob in-game but I glad I have a higher EQ in real life than you. https://imgur.com/CovlbQ6
    - Fami on 2021-05-15 23:17:16
  • love your comment after you got carried 75% of the map. the difference between me and you that i am expecting a lot of newbies in the game and i play according to their skills and help them or carry all the way and you run your mouth like a hooker want to vote kick. for me i do not take crap from people like you, at least you don't go low skill gas pyro spam. at the end I am no Arab i am an African.
    - Scorpio777 on 2021-05-12 13:43:56
  • based
    - press tab you retards on 2021-05-11 01:11:31
  • cats were hungry my bad
    - jeff on 2021-05-04 23:02:11
  • Edit: "Player is banned from MVM Lobby." Nice job! xD
    - Butter on 2021-04-30 19:40:10
  • +rep told me to fuck off
    - clown world on 2021-04-30 18:25:44
  • -rep, if his dick sucking abilities transferred from mvm to irl i would have made it +rep, but he's awful at giving head and has a loose ass to boot.
    - Corpsy on 2021-04-30 15:47:06
  • -rep. idiot. kick on sight
    - espresso on 2021-03-24 22:57:00
  • -rep. brain dead. "please do not touch muh dispenser"
    - morkymooz on 2021-03-24 22:56:01
  • uses music bots in General instead of in #bots
    - Ahuman on 2021-03-20 17:41:09
  • -rep, bad at spy and beggars, blames me for dying, get gud
    - Sirius on 2021-03-20 11:16:25
  • Brain cells are declining, actual brain disfunction
    - Sahari on 2021-03-20 10:29:58
  • u dont like it when people talk back to you do you, ape cant handle arguments lahahahaha. people of your intellect are the reason shampoo has instructions thick cunt
    - Devvo COSS COURSE END OF YEAR on 2021-03-19 11:39:17
  • You join wave 5 and then -rep me and claim I'm shit when I already told you I was going full cba engie. I'll happily have a damage competition with you any other time but until then -rep for being a whining mouth breather.
    - Mt. Urmom on 2021-03-15 12:33:25
  • -rep. Thanks, ape. I think my lisp is nice too
    - Daenordus on 2020-12-20 15:00:27
  • +rep kicker ape or good player
    - シーポンタン on 2020-12-12 18:16:54
  • Extremely mouthy and irritable. Avoid talking to.
    - H A M on 2020-11-21 13:46:15
  • cant play worth a fuck even trolling you suck
    - Murder on 2020-10-27 17:55:51
  • nigger
    - (CCP) XJT习近平思想 on 2020-10-15 23:13:08
  • always leaves mid game and is a huge hypocrite when it comes to toxicity
    - little cocogoat on 2020-10-14 23:28:28
  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3lFcc0sP5g
    - GET ME MY LOOT on 2020-09-26 13:21:57
  • -rep trash, immediately rude on join, tacobot kicker etc, goes afk when people respond in kind and rejoins when kicked to afk and ruin legitimate players times
    - Slick Idiot on 2020-09-11 02:47:02
  • I'd like to talk to you. Please add me.
    - Lucyfer on 2020-06-22 01:23:55
  • loves gas and giving me money
    - GiantBalloonKillingKlan on 2020-06-18 10:57:40
  • another high tour need your carry guys , if you don't spycheck , he ll comment under your MVM lobby , -rep leaves mid game https://imgur.com/8JSGvzA
    - ʍp on 2020-06-11 21:56:13
  • +rep he did in fact shut up and carry
    - Shinigamixhero on 2020-06-01 10:44:03
  • Well, it seems I must explain. LJ and I were friends for about 3 weeks, did a few missions every now and then. I thought he was nice. Then one day, I invited him and a friend to a party. LJ was playing spy, my friend was playing scout. Said friend accidentally got LJ aggro'd and killed. LJ got mad and insulted them in chat, to which I replied jokingly. He proceeded to A. leave the match, B. leave the party, C. unadd me, and D. block me.
    - toby12f on 2020-05-27 07:33:49
  • -rep toxic, tacobot kicker
    - Raquel | burritobot.tf on 2020-04-05 09:20:36
  • +rep great demo/soldier
    - fj on 2020-02-18 21:23:33
  • olha o macacoooooooooooooo
    - eat on 2020-01-24 21:44:39
  • Another mean spirited bigoted, wh*te child that should spend time with LGBT people and POC ans get a real, modern, non racist outlook on life. Maybe if you weren’t a dumb, backwood cousin fucking racist you would have a better outlook on life
    - Princess Lola on 2020-01-18 17:37:35
  • Old fogey that loves sex with men.
    - Tahahahaha on 2019-11-21 07:08:17
  • Cries a lot.
    - anoyingorange213908 on 2019-10-06 10:10:54
  • +rep Good Beggar's Soldier; the first random in a while that's been able to keep up with me. (https://imgur.com/dz08c0r)
    - fingers #TGL on 2019-04-09 15:50:13
  • 357 2c HH soldier - good upgrades for beggars usage and good positioning, buys crit canteens rather early on and wastes them on easy targets, also avoids buying firing speed like the plague and instead gets clip size/crit canteens every wave from 4 onwards.
    - Mike on 2019-03-24 13:01:05
  • -rep toxic high tour does leave and rejoin bug when ego gets hurt.
    - HELP! (Vom) on 2019-03-05 11:26:43
  • If you and your old git pals are gonna try to kick, and and announce it mid last wave, make sure that player isnt good enough to still make the map finish.
    - meru on 2019-02-26 18:47:00
  • -rep
    - BirbSMB on 2018-11-03 07:26:29
  • Only can play Gas Passer Pyro. Read this guide. https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1322794652
    - Doctor Terrorist Keira on 2018-03-03 07:49:58